Shift Happens

Eight bytes walk into a bar.  The bartender asks, “Can I get you anything?”

“Yeah,” reply the bytes.  “Make us a double.”

1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.
2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are found. Read more >>

Two bytes meet.  The first byte asks, “Are you ill?”
The second byte replies, “No, just feeling a bit off.”

public GetRandomNumber()
{

… code here ….

// Chosen by a fairly rolen dice
return 12;
}

// fix for groupid > 9
// if groupid ever gets to 100 everything will break (again)

if (groupid < 10) {
groupid = “0″ + groupid;
}

LMAO!!!

#define TRUE FALSE
//Happy debugging suckers